
1 The State is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2 He forces me to lock down during pandemics, he leadeth me to inject bitter waters.
3 He restoreth my soul: he giveth me Paycheck Protection Program money for my survival’s sake.
4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of bankruptcy, I will fear no evil: for Caesar is with me; his education and hospital grants shall comfort me.
5 Thou preparest oppressive mandates before me to destroy your enemies: Caesar anoints my tongue with silence; my cowardice runneth over.
6 Surely peace and security shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of Caesar for ever!